What's with the selfishness of the modern wireless network owner these days? Due to the cruelty ingrained in today's society, I had to go to great lengths to find the perfect position and location so I can leach wireless off of someone with an unprotected network.
I would never be dumb enough to leave my wireless unprotected, but everyone else should. It would just make things a whole lot easier with me.
I'm currently in the great town of Durango, Colorado, ready to kick some ass while simultaneously catalogueing names tomorrow on the ski slopes. I've taken the liberty of taking lots of awesome pictures of oddities and other artifacts of interest on the drive here via cell phone, but do to my fear of being raped with roaming charges, I can't upload them just yet.
But you can salivate over what's sure to be an almost interesting gallery of the greatest things in the West Texas, New Mexico, and Southern Colorado areas.
Sneak preview: a sticker adorning a back window that read "69 Sex all the Time" in a very large font. First off, you New Mexican pedophile, I really doubt your 15 year old champagne colored Chevy S-10 attracts droves of women. And I sincerely doubt that your obnoxious rear window sticker does anything except for scare people away.
It did give me a minor chuckle though, and it made it into my vacation picture gallery, so I can't complain.
Let's hope I can avoid any arthritic hip issues, injuries, or fatalities on the ski slopes tomorrow.
I'm too scared of death to attempt any of the really difficult trails, so really the most I risk injurying is my ego during a slow speed fall.
Oh, I've got a pretty substantial fear of heights, too, so let's hope the ski lifts aren't atmospheric in elevation. Vertigo and lift chairs with no safety bars isn't a good combination.
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Dude, you know leeching without permission, is theft right?
Hope your enjoying that snow man, we only get sunshine here in Gold Coast, QLD, Australia!