I check the mail today and oh boy I have a letter from TIME magazine.
I was bored so I didn't insert it directly into the garbage receptacle as I would normally do. Good thing I didn't throw it away, because the deal was amazing.
The usual cover price for a year of the magazine is $377.20. You won't believe this, but they are offering it to me for just $20.00!
And the hits don't stop there. With my paid order, I get a ULTRASONIC Laser Level. Finally, I can accurately hang up the self portrait I made, of myself. And I get like a bonus 6 months or something.
I never knew I was this important.
You know what, TIME magazine, you bunch of clowns, if you want me bad enough to discount $357.20 for me, then go ahead and discount the rest and send it to me for free.
I'll even throw in the ULTRASONIC Laser Level, because I can make a straight line with my eyes only because I'm a robot. A robot with a heart of gold.
I cannot overstate my love for the character Gob Bluth from Arrested Development. I identify with the guy. I think "I've made a huge mistake" has become my favorite quote ever.
I had another e-mail read on Rome today. He liked it so much he even commented "That's strong". Unfortunately, he must have been so distracted by its quality, that he forgot to read that it was from TZ in Austin. No respect, I tell ya.
Listen to it
here if you're an interested party. Honor system tells you it's mine. And the reference is so indepth and well thought out, it would take me forever to explain it to you, but Rome got it.
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