One horrible side effect of being in all these classes with freshmen, is that they have no respect for society or anyone's privacy. Namely, I get mass e-mails constantly.
The last couple of years when I had ChemE classes only, no one would dare e-mail the class. Because what the hell is important enough to bother so many freaking people.
Why do 300 people need to know you missed class? Or that you don't understand a question? Suck it up dickmouths, because it only gets harder.
I literally just got this in my e-mail and it sent me over the edge.
Sorry to be sending out a mass email, but I ate something on Saturday that gave me a really bad allergic reaction. Basically now I have really bad itchy red patches all over my body (seriously from my scalp to the bottom of my feet) and I won't be able to make it to class on Monday. I was hoping that someone be kind enough to email me the notes for tomorrow. I'll be glad to return the favor!I don't need your disgusting sob story about your patches. I'm sorry you had an "allergic reaction" aka unprotected sex with a transient hooker and now you're covered in a rash.
Make a fucking friend. And then tell said friend to give you notes. I'm not your friend. And I definitely won't be your friend now that I know you have some strange rare strain of the avian flu.
We're living in a society! What's even worse, this moron sent the same e-mail twice! So I get double penetrated by this allegory about rashes and itchiness.
This is a microcasm of the problems in the world. Everyone thinking they can rely on everyone else to help them. And then sending ME an e-mail. I'd rather an inbox full of messages about low rate mortgages and getting my crank bigger than a single one of these missing class messages ever again.
But I can gauranfreakintee I'll get one tomorrow. And then my head will collapse in on itself.
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random props!
~briaMarie
Um, yeah, random props.
lmao.
Seriously, though, being a freshman, I get so many of these fucking things and they piss me off so much! The least they could do is offer to BUY your notes. Then we could make money off of our anger.