Monday, 07 January 2008

• This Sucks Caucus

  So apparently they are having some sort of other election coming up relatively soon.  What's up with that?
  
  Last election, I was pretty knowledgable about what was going on.  I would watch the news channels and some of the debates and the commentators and everything.
  
  But this time around, I don't know anything.
  
  I know Lauren Huckabee from highschool, but who's Mike?
  
  I know Baraka from Mortal Kombat, how is he related to Barack Obama?
  
   
  Baraka would dominate in Iowa
  
  Now I do know who Hillary Clinton is.  Her daughter, Chelsea, was on Beavis and Butt-Head Do America. 
  
  I don't know, I just don't really have any urge to pay attention to this.  Last election, I was still a young kid thinking I really could change the world.  Four years of having my colon stomped on by school and life have changed all that.
  
  Last election, I supported Cat Stevens and openly started a mud-slinging campaign against John Kerry.
  
  I don't even think Cat Stevens even got a single vote.  I sure as hell didn't vote.
  
  Well, we'll see what happens. Maybe some candidate will start caring about the topics I care about, and then I'll be inspired.
  
  You know, stuff like sword fighting, time travel, and American Gladiators.
  
  

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