Radio commercials can be stupid. I realize that. There's very little production value, and the scripts are usually very poor.
This TimeSharesOnly.com commercial that keeps playing is probably one of the worst. It is about selling your
timeshare and how great TimeSharesOnly.com is at doing that. It has all these people talking about how awesome they are. But it's just ridiculous.
They are like
"We couldn't sell our timeshares for years, but TimeSharesOnly.com sold them in no time, and now we are out of debt."
and
"I had two time shares and was really financially strapped, now I bought a boat with the money TimeSharesOnly.com got me."
Well what the fuck? Why did you morons buy so many time shares in the first place? Were you expecting to go on a vacation every 6 hours or something?
Maybe you should have gotten your finances in order before thinking about renting some hot vacation spot.
I just don't think theres a big enough national crisis revolving around time shares to warrant all the talk in this commercial. Listening to this, you'd think unsold time shares have crippled the nation's economy.
Who conned you into buying the timeshare in the first place? It must have been some evil, yet smooth, bastard.
Someone like the Wake Forest Demon Deacon.
I mean look at this guy. He seems respectable at first. The nice smile. The bowtie. But then he mixes in a motorcyle and that evil tophat. Could there be a bigger badass mascot? I know one of his disciples, one Dustin Hood, who's an evil bastard in his own right.
Suffice it to say, you wouldn't want to run into the Demon Deacon in a dark alley. Or buy a timeshare from him.
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