So yesterday I'm at the gym and there's a blind guy there. He didn't have a dog or anything, just a cane. He was caning around and lifting weights and stuff.
I had seen a blind guy there before, but this other blind guy had a dog. The dog just stood around while the guy worked out.
So, then I was leaving the gym, and I saw
another blind guy waiting at the bus stop. It's like a big blind infusion over here.
Man, I'm just not so sure about being blind.
I've thought about being paralyzed, and I figured that that way I could atleast just sit around and play videogames all day. I could sit and play World of Warcraft. WoW is almost as good as real life, and I have alot of friends that would attest to that.
So that way, I could be like "Hey, I can't stand up but atleast my character can kick your character's ass."
But being blind, man. I couldn't even play WoW. I'm not sure if I'd really want to do anything, including going to the weight room.
I'll tell you what, if I'm blind, use my disability from the government and put me on a morphine drip. Go ahead and mix some LSD into my IV too. And then maybe put on some Led Zeppelin and I'll just lay there and trip out all day.
But, you know, there are blind chicks out there. And they can't blow you off because of your looks. And you won't care about their looks because your blind. So, that adds up to some pretty easy hookups.
So go ahead and mix in some blind chicks in between my sessions on the morphine.
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