Monday, 10 December 2007
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Funnel
Why does IT SMELL like funnel cakes outside? Do I live at the State Fair? Are there chain smoking ex-cons running rides all around me? Is the ground littered with sticks from shishkabobs?
What's the problem with car dealerships? This guy says that if he can't beat a deal, he will just give me the car. That is the STUPIDEST sales technique ever.
That's like saying, if I can't give you five dollars, I will give you a million dollars! Selling a car for one dollar still beats the competitor's deal! Why not sell it for one dollar instead of giving it away?
Who do they think they're kidding? Was I born yesterday? Do I have creamed corn for brains?
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