Sunday, 02 December 2007

• Mr. Roboto

  A few weeks ago I was bored in lab so I decided to peel off the "Intel Pentium 4" sticker from the computer in there.  Then I played with it for a while and put it back.
  
  Then a few days later I was bored again so I took the sticker and put it on my hardhat.  I then walked around to show people because I thought it was funny.  Because it is.
  
  Just imagine, a hardhat that says "Intel Inside" on it.  It makes people think there's a chip inside my brain.  Like I'm a robot or something.  Preposterous I know, but I found it fun nonetheless.  So that happens and I enjoy it and I put the sticker back and go about my life.
  
  So then a few days ago I'm walking around and I start hearing/feeling a stickyness under my shoe with each step. Oh no, I stepped on some gum, right? 
  
  So I look under my shoe, and what do I see?  An Intel Pentium 4 sticker.  It had found me like destiny.
  
  That was a weird day. 
  
  For whom it may concern, my fantasy team is still destroying people.  In fact, we are a veritable holocaust.  Hence my team's name, the Austin Holocaust.
  
  I have this overwhelming fear though that I'll own throughout the regular season and then get screwed in the playoffs.  Then I won't get a Championship t-shirt and I'll have nothing to wear to hide my shame.
  
  Maybe I'll just wear a giant Pentium 4 sticker as a shirt.  There's a thought.
  
  

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