Friday, 26 October 2007

• The Universe Is Against Me

  I'm laying there trying to take a nap and then WHAM!, I hear something slam into the window.
  
  My first reaction is to scream.  Yes, I literally screamed.  A big AAAAAH!
  
  Being that my window is right by a staircase, I've often feared someone falling through it.  Or maybe even a bird. Like when I bird flew through the window and into Johnny's eggs in an episode of Entourage.
  
  Then I look and realize there's a fan blade lying on my bed.  At the same time, my ceiling fan is going crazy.
  
  Yes a fan blade flew off.  It looks like the metal somehow broke.  It makes no sense whatsoever.  Luckily, it didn't break the window.
  
  But now I am without a fan.  I mean, I have had this fan going nonstop for about 15 months, and I'm sure it's old, but since when do fan blades fly off?
  
  The universe is against me. 

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