Friday, 17 August 2007

• Foozball

  Everyone's favorite time of year - football season - is coming up.
  
  Every year I play fantasy, and usually it's in a free league where goons quit since they have nothing riding on it. 
  
  I played a pay league a couple of years ago and it was great, so I'm playing one again now.
  
  The Austin Holocaust is the name of my team and they should probably dominate the league.  My draft is next Wednesday so that will be incredible.
  
  I was walking down the street and there was this trashcan that said "Trash Only" on it.  I mean WTF?  Isn't anything you throw in the trash can automatically trash? I think as soon as the object breaks the invisible barrier on top of the can, it ceases being the item it was and morphs into trash. 
  
  Who is the arbiter of whether or not something is trash?  Is it one of the stinky homeless urchins I see diving into the dumpster?  My mask of sanity is starting to slip because of things like this.

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