Tuesday, 07 August 2007

• It's a Miserable Life

  In a lot of ways, life can be viewed as a constant string of disapointments. 
  
  I can't go to Poland after all due to their wanting me to join their army.  WTF?  I don't even speak Polish. 
  
  I would like to join just to teach them a lesson.  I would be like "Oh you told me to like stand and salute? I thought you said to kill my commanding officer? Oh well, my mistake."
  
  You have to jump through flaming hoops for them not to put you in the Polish army. 
  
  I don't see why they care so much about their army.  I heard their most powerful weapon is a slingshot.  Their main secret weapon though is a board with a nail in the end of it.
  
  The only thing that has not disapointed me lately is The Bourne Ultimatum.  I would stand in line for that.
  
  My new plan is just to watch that movie about 5 times a day.  That should keep me healhty, wealthy, and wise.

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