I spend much of my day walking to and fro from school. I spend much of this time thinking, philosophizing, looking at construction, or enjoying nature.
Sometimes, I use my walk to come up with songs. Usually, they are the best songs known to man. The problem is I don't know how to play an instrument, and my singing is mediocre. So, I usually forget the tune and the lyrics, and the songs are lost forever, like tears in rain.
However, the song I came up with today is too good not to share. Maybe I'll form a band one day and perform it. I can't decide between these two band names: Stool Sample or The Leper Colony. I'll guess I'll pick one eventually.
Nuke 'Em ©Nuke 'em, nuke 'em, nuke 'em,
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em now
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em, nuke 'em,
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em POW
Nuke the rainforest, Nuke Darfur,
Nuke Iraq, What is it good for?
Nuke the crippled, Nuke the poor,
Nuke the obese, what are they good for?
Just press the button
It's really simple
Let's pop North Korea
Like it was a pimple
Let's hit their asses
With a thousand megatons
It's mega easy
And it's mega fun
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em, nuke 'em,
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em now
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em, nuke 'em,
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em POW
Nuke 'em all
Nuke 'em all too hell
It's really easy
I promise I won't tell
Nuke the blue states
Nuke the red
No one will complain
They'll all be dead
Nuke the whales
Nuke the condors too
Nuke the monkeys
Nuke the whole damn zoo
Nuke Europe
Nuke Africa too
Turn them all
Into a pile of goo
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em, nuke 'em,
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em now
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em, nuke 'em,
Nuke 'em, nuke 'em POW
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