Note to all morons:
Just because you have your warning lights on does not mean you can stop in the middle of the road. It is against the law unless you have a valid emergency. An emergency does not include dropping off your fatass wife somewhere.
If I Were King:
New law. Morons who stop in the road with their warning lights on will be held liable for damages for anyone who runs into them. No matter if it was on purpose or not. This will include a new car for anyone who hits them.
I want to turn my car into some sort of ram rod machine reminiscent of the old game Blast Corps for Nintendo 64.
Being the world's greatest driver is both a blessing and a curse.
Being the world's greatest self-scanner is usually a curse, because I'm hexed by morons all around me. Note to old dude who is about 100: there is no way in hell your brain can process the technology in a self scanner. Walk your skeleton ass over to the normal line so a highschool dropout can scan your stuff for you.
Thank you cruel world for putting me into my first bad mood in a while.
And a genuine thank you to Sergei Lukyanenko. Your awesome Night Watch series of books has been rocking my socks off. It makes me want to go to Russia and become a higher level magician. Or hell, even a vampire.
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