It's been a great few weeks ever since HEB decided to put a sale on their tuna. Namely, the Starkist Tuna Creations tuna pouches. I buy alot, and I mean ALOT. To the tune of 5 or so a day.
I bet the workers are confused as hell as to why the "Herb and Garlic" tuna pouches go so fast. Answer: I buy them out.
I used to like the hickory smoked best but the herb and garlic has been my vice lately. It will be a sad day when the price goes back to normal.
On another note, I've been overtaken by the urge to jump on a trampoline. I haven't done it in over 5 years or so I'm sure. We used to have one and I didn't appreciate it enough. One time I fell through it. That was the end of that.
I think I should tell Gregory Gym to buy some. And not the minitramps either, I want the real thing. Put a bunch in one room so everyone can jump from place to place. Crime, disease, and poverty could all be solved if everyone would just enjoy themselves and jump on a trampoline.
One thing that's necessary for trampoline jumping is feet. So, if
your feet get chopped off at Six Flags, you're screwed. There's nothing like going on a ride and leaving sans feet. Slice! If only one foot was cut off, no big deal. Just amputate right below the knee and get a cool peg. But two pegs is a little ridiculous. How am I supposed to dance with two peg legs?
Finally, I'm reading Twilight Watch now. It's the third book in the awesome Russian sci-fi Night Watch series. I guess I'd have to say this is my favorite book series ever now.
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