Friday, 22 June 2007

  • Tuna, Trampolines, and Severed Limbs

    It's been a great few weeks ever since HEB decided to put a sale on their tuna.  Namely, the Starkist Tuna Creations tuna pouches.  I buy alot, and I mean ALOT.  To the tune of 5 or so a day.

    I bet the workers are confused as hell as to why the "Herb and Garlic" tuna pouches go so fast.  Answer: I buy them out. 

    I used to like the hickory smoked best but the herb and garlic has been my vice lately.  It will be a sad day when the price goes back to normal.

    On another note, I've been overtaken by the urge to jump on a trampoline.  I haven't done it in over 5 years or so I'm sure.  We used to have one and I didn't appreciate it enough.  One time I fell through it.  That was the end of that.

    I think I should tell Gregory Gym to buy some.  And not the minitramps either, I want the real thing.  Put a bunch in one room so everyone can jump from place to place.  Crime, disease, and poverty could all be solved if everyone would just enjoy themselves and jump on a trampoline.

    One thing that's necessary for trampoline jumping is feet.  So, if your feet get chopped off at Six Flags, you're screwed.  There's nothing like going on a ride and leaving sans feet.  Slice! If only one foot was cut off, no big deal.  Just amputate right below the knee and get a cool peg.  But two pegs is a little ridiculous.  How am I supposed to dance with two peg legs?

    Finally, I'm reading Twilight Watch now.  It's the third book in the awesome Russian sci-fi Night Watch series.  I guess I'd have to say this is my favorite book series ever now. 
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