Thursday, 21 June 2007

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  Let A Frown Be Your Umbrella

  Yesterday was momentous as I purchased my first ever umbrella.  I have gone my life being rained on, but those days are over.  Everytime it would rain, I would think "I really need to buy an umbrella." But then I never would. 
  
  Until yesterday when I was doused en route to my car and decided to go right away to buy one.
  
  It's actually the second time I bought an umbrella.  One time a sheisty salesman convinced me to buy one along with some puzzles.  That umbrella was shaped like a fish though so I gave it to my little brother.
  
  I love my flat-pack travel umbrella because it is ultra-compact, however it has a large canopy.  It also features durable, lightweight aluminium construction.  Not to mention it's flat profile for easy packing and transport.
  
  I'm thinking of having it converted so that I can use it as a weapon though.  I'm thinking maybe making it double as a gun.  Or at the very least, have a blade pop out the end.  Worst case, just hit someone over the head with it.

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