Tuesday, 05 June 2007

• A Moment In The Life Vol. 258

  I caught myself talking to myself today. 
  
  Setting: Walking home from school.
  Situation: I notice this guy from my class about 50 ft ahead of me walking in the same direction.
  
  Monologue: "Is that that tool from class? How the fuck did that bastard beat me here?"
  
  I'm not sure why my conversations with myself are so hostile.
  
  Here's a tip for all y'all: shoe polish.  I put shoe polish on my Nike's.  I figure, why not?
  
  They look extra cool this way.  And black.  Instead of blueish.
  
  Today at HEB they were playing Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealin'.  I'm not sure it's the best idea to play a song that encourages thievery at a grocery store, or any store for that matter.  Especially since the whole video shows people stealing from an HEB-esque grocery store.

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