I usually see commercials and let them go by the wayside. However, there is now one particular commercial that I feel that I must now comment on. This is because I have seen it mentioned by 2 different unrelated people via online communication as of late.
It starts out when this mom opens a phone bill and it is exceptionally high. She decides to ask the daughter about it, and the daughter sasses her for about an hour. Except the kicker is that the daughter uses acronyms, much like those used by morons who suck at text communication. The daughter says stuff like "IDK... my BFF Jill" for a while until the mom hits menopause and quits trying. Here's how the conversation would go in my household.
TZ: Hey, wtf is up with this phone bill?
Daughter: IDK, my bff Jill?
TZ: Wtf?
Daughter: IDK?
TZ: You're adopted. And Jill's fucking your boyfriend behind your back.
Then the daughter will cry for a while, and while she's doing that you can take her phone and throw it out the window.
P.S. - I want you to notice the similarity between this commerical and
a commercial I have previously conquered. I guess commercials and I both haven't changed in three years.
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