Yesterday, I woke up and was piddling around the apartment as usual. Then, I heard a splash.
"Hmm," I thought, "Maybe the local hooligans are throwing bags of cement into the pool again."
I looked outside and what I saw was much more disgusting than anything I could ever imagine. People were actually swimming in the pool!
Yes, this is the same pool that at one time looked like this...
It often doubles as the local garbage dump and sewer depository I'm pretty sure.
To make sure I would have proof to back up my story of someone daring to stick their body into this hellhole, I snuck this picture.
Somehow, they didn't die upon contact with the wretched water! A miracle.
However, I am pretty sure their future is bleak.
By my calculations, in a few days these unfortunate swimmers will look like this...
Poor bastards. I feel mutated enough just living near that deadpool, much less swimming in it.
RIP
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