So the beach was badasstastical.
Have you ever noticed how everything Jones says is funny?
Even more subdued blasts like "Give it to the dog, I hear they like chocolate" kept me in stitches for hours.
Puppets are really funny. Especially masturbating WB frogs. Frogs are always funny like Sad Kermit.
Beach Convo Transcript:
Me: Man, I had to pee like a Banshee this morning.
Greg: How does a banshee pee?
Me: Aaaaahhhhh!!!
Doing nothing is so fun. I could do this forever.
Greg's ladyfriend got me hooked on this music from this dude named Mika. I think he is gay but it is so damn catchy. Freddy Mercury was gay and Queen ruled. So I don't discriminate.
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