Dear Old Person:
It is a 10 degree incline, not Mount Everest. There is not a need to come to a complete stop in the middle of the road in order to tackle this obstacle. I realize that the car is a far cry from the horse and buggie you are used to from your youth, but you are causing a dangerous situation with your haphazard driving. I insist that you either brush up on your skills, or drop a toaster in with you next time you take a bath. Make sure it's plugged in - that's crucial.
-TZ in Austin
P.S. - Was that your wife in the passenger seat or a mummified bog man? I haven't seen anything that haggard since the last time I went tomb raiding.
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