I just had a brilliant idea.
Everyone loves eating cereal, and the best part of eating it is the great way the milk tastes when you're done.
So why not sell milk with cereal flavoring already added? My personal favorite post-cereal milk drinking experiences come from Fruity Pebbles, Captain Crunch, and Lucky Charms.
Wouldn't it be great to walk into your local convenience store and get a bottle of Count Chocula flavored milk? That's a great way to live your life.
In local news, neighborhood hooligans threw 5 bags of cement into the pool. As previously mentioned, the maintenance monkeys had been working on cementing the apartment staircase. Being that they are monkeys, they left their unused bags sitting out. Unfortunately, the hooligans did not go so far as to pour in the cement.
This morning when I was leaving my room, the maintenance guy was like, "Hey, how you doing?" and I'm like, "Hey." And He's like "Can I ask you a question?", and I'm like, "Ok." and he's like, "Did you hear any splashing this weekend?", and I was like, "No, but I wasn't around all weekend." He seemed perturb that much of this concrete ended up in the pool.
These local hooligans are like Project Mayhem. Their hobbies include destroying fences over and over despite the best efforts of the owner at the adjacent apartment.
If you're gonna make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggs. And then wash down that omelet with some Fruit Loops flavored milk.
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