Saturday, 17 March 2007

• Bracketocious

  I'm probably the worst bracket picker of all time.  5 of my sweet 16 teams were out after the first round on my facebook bracket.  I filled out brackets on two other things too with slight differences, but probably equal failure.  My notion that Georgia Tech and Arizona would do awesome didn't pan out.  My one successful pick was Winthrop.
  
  They denied my appeal.  Cruel inconsiderate beasts. 
  
  Here is their stupid response:
  
  Michael,
  
   
  
  My name is Jeri Baker and I am the Manager of the Appeals Team.  The
  Appeals Officer will answer your appeal below, but I wanted to give you
  some information in the meantime.  The issue is not about how many
  spaces were available.  The issue is that since we are a self-funded
  department that derives all operating expenses by fees generated from
  those who use our service, we require anyone who uses our services
  (parks) on campus to help support us.  Thus, everyone who parks on
  campus pays some type of fee, regardless of the time, regardless of the
  number of spaces open.  This is an issue of fairness for those who have
  paid to park through the purchase of a permit.  You parked in a space
  that required a permit between certain times.  You parked without a
  permit during the restricted time; therefore you were issued a citation.
  
  
   
  
  I have copied my boss, Bobby Stone, Associate Director of PTS should you
  have issues or concerns that I have not fully addressed.
  
   
  
  Thanks,
  
   
  
  Jeri Baker
  
  Manager, PTS
  
  
  
  
  See you in hell. 
  
  And I'm sure in hell I'll have some sort of good title.  Hopefully I can be the parking manager in hell.  Then I'll follow you around and give you tickets for parking your moped illegally.  People are forced to ride around on mopeds in hell.  Undisputed fact.
  
  And instead of paying a fine for a ticket in hell, you get spanked with cactuses.
  
  I heard that in hell, they have all of these really good TVs.  And they are all in HD too.  But then when you try to find something to watch, there is women's basketball on every channel.  And you have to sit and watch it.  And you sit on a couch that is made of cactus. 
  
  
  In other news, there was this blind dude at the gym today with a seeing eye dog.  He was just walking around.  I think his dog took him to the wrong place.  He was probably like, "Yeah, really fuckin funny Rover.  How the hell am I supposed to lift weights? I can't even see."
  And then the dog was like, "Oh, did you say bathroom? I thought you said weight room."

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