Much of my time in class is spent wondering how many of my male classmates I could fight at the same time.
Being that I'm in Chemical Engineering, most of my fellow students spare time isn't spent on working out or any sort of physical exertion. It is instead spent playing Magic: The Gathering or practicing kissing on their pillows.
I'm pretty sure that in any given class, my hours of working out lifetime are more than half of the other guys combined, or atleast 6 of their lives to equal 1 of mine. The fact that most of these people are goons who's very sight annoys me to the brink of suicide also helps fuel my fantasies about challenging them in a melee.
The average muscle mass per student is measured in milligrams, and many of them seem to be around 12 years old.
Much of my day is spent daydreaming about how exactly I would take them on. There are many possible scenarios.
First, I'd easily incapacitate the loser with curly hair with a quick punch in the face. Then, if the sucker with a shaved head who thinks he's cool because he wears a black wife beater to class came after me, I'd deliver a roundhouse kick right to his sternum.
Being that these kids are pretty smart, I'm sure a few of them would team up and use some sort of group approach to try to beat me.
This is when I figure I'd bang two of their heads together. Or use one of their unconscious bodies as a weapon against the rest of them. And if worst comes to worst, I could initiate my patented "fists of fury" approach where I whirl my arms in a circle of destruction as fast as possible.
So, I'm confident I could hold my own atleast any given 7 of them. Or up to 12 if I could hand pick my victims. Some of the fatter ones might pose a problem. But as my old friend Tuco once said, "I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise."
Oh, and if I used my new brass knuckles, I could take on everyone in the whole building simultaneously.
Anyway, I quite enjoyed the LOST tonight. I watched it at the gym, so I got to watch a cool show while burning 900 calories on the elliptical.
You can read my TV reviews
here. I'll probably review the LOST and Heroes every week.
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