Sunday, 10 December 2006

  • Nobody Ever Told Her It's The Wrong Way

    So, I got pulled over for the third time in my life the other night.

    Although It's not really being pulled over since I was stopped.

    The situation is as follows:

    I was with LC and looking for a parking spot. 

    We were going down a street and saw there was a meter spot on the other side.  Meters are free after a certain hour so it was all gravy.

    There were three cars parked there and they were all facing the opposite direction. So of course I decided to turn around and park there.

    Then alas, Office Hardass shows up right in front of me, lights a blaring.

    He came to my window and then in his hick accent started laughing.  And said "Oh I see why you did this, there are three other cars this way."  And I was like "WTF."  Then he informed me that I was going the wrong way down a one way.

    Being that he saw I was confused by the three cars parked the wrong way, he let me go with a warning. 

    It was a cool night.

    Visual Aids:

    mappy

    reinact


    warning

    A MOMENT IN THE LIFE

    Rejoice in this conversation that took place tonight.

    Setting: Chases' House.  The Trailer for "Rocky Balboa" comes on.  Rocky's son is played by the same actor who plays Peter Petrelli on Heroes.

    Cox - Did you ever notice how Stallone and Petrelli have the same dip in their lips when they talk?
    Me - I don't stare at guys' lips.
    Jeffrey - Do you think about kissing them?
    Cox - I was thinking about kissing you.

    And we all guffaw.


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