My life is a sordid state of affairs. I only recently found out that it is sordid and not sorted. However, it describes my life the same.
I'm too attractive to women. It's a problem.
I'm glad Thanksgiving is coming up. I can play with my little brother AKA the only person I don't hate.
That's an exageration made for effect.
Cheers and Jeers
Cheers to drink specials.
Jeers to Pchem lab.
Cheers to not tipping.
Jeers to Sundays.
Cheers to being young hip and single.
Jeers to putting a leash on a tiger.
Cheers to California.
Jeers to the time til California.
War the Cowboys
War Tony Romo
War the Super Bowl
You know what, go ahead and add Tony Romo next to Sawyer from Lost and Professor Truskett on my list of man-crushes.
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