It would be cool to have a movie about a blind dude, and during the whole movie, the screen is black. But then at the end, the guy like, regains his vision, so it shows him looking and he sees his wife and she's really ugly, so he's like "this sucks."
Life is like falling out of an airplane. You can't get back on the plane, so you might as well enjoy the descent. And it doesn't really matter where you land, because you're just gonna end with a splat.
Here's a somewhat humbling thought... No matter what you think of your life, there are a few billion people out there who have no idea you exist.
If people weren't such poonanis these days, we could have some pretty cool game shows.
I'd like one where this guy is in this room and there are 3 doors. And behind one door is like, a furniture set, and the other door is a new car, but then the other door is a pack of wild dogs. Or a buzzing bee hive. That would be funny.
I haven't played any good pranks in a long time. Like that funny time I handed out those
NAMBLA flyers.
Man, I love pranks.
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