I often visit the local Chemical Engineering lavatory to freshen up or utilize the urinals.
Recently, far more often than should be allowed, I find some cruel inconsiderate beast using the stall for... things people use stalls for.
This is reprehensible. I know what you're doing in there. Everyone else knows what you're doing in there. God knows what you're doing in there. And we're all disgusted.
If you have some uncontrollable biological urge, well, by all means, use one of the local facilities. But, bear in mind, the bathroom in question is one of the highest traffic areas in the building. It is the only men's room serving the dozen or so classrooms, 2 computer labs, and multiple study areas on this floor.
Where's your shame?
Don't you find it awkward to force the innocent users of the men's room to become part of your movement? Or do you get off on that kinda thing? You sick monkey.
I for one have a Costanza-esque knowledge of all the best bathrooms on campus. It's like a skill.
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