No, that isn't my lookalike from the future.
It's me and my new kickass sunglasses.
There's this badass new outlet mall in Round Rock, and I heard that the Sunglass Club there was selling stuff at huge discount.
So I picked up these Oakley Square Wires at huge savings. They were like some display at some store previously, so they send them to the outlet mall and sell them to shrewd consumers like me.
You can't tell from this picture, but I do have the "Ice" lenses. So, my lenses turn a brilliant blue in the sun
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So I got that going for me... which is nice. I was working on my PChem lab and I was reading this message board where people who were doing this lab before would post questions.
Alot of these questions and answers are from around '97, and I'm just thinking "Wow, these people were working on this exact same shit as I am now."
And it's been almost 10 years. Where are these people now? Do they realize that at one point in their lives, a physical adsorption lab was a pressing concern?
Even more important: Where will I be in 10 years?
Time is passing unbelievably fast as it is, 10 years is right around the corner.
Will I have a wife? I don't see how it could occur.
Kids? Without a wife, let's hope not.
A good job? Maybe something will work out.
Sometimes looking at the future is just like falling off of a ledge backwards and blindfolded. You're not sure how you'll land, but hopefully someone will catch you.
UPDATE: I was woken up in the middle of the night by this dude yelling and glass breaking. Apparently the Middle-Eastern guy who lives above me and one of his friends were arguing.
The pissed off guy was mad at "Aref". Apparently Aref had been making fun of him for 2 months, and he said Aref should hang out with this "Poly-deist Hindu friends" who "don't even believe in one god." They had "pushed him to the fucking limit."
Then this guy in another apartment came out to investigate. The pissed off guy then yelled at the random guy investigating and actually referred to him as a "honky".
This was the funniest part because it reminded me of
Ali G using the word honky and saying "you can be a honky and still be hung like a donkey."
Anyway, all of a sudden more people came out and the comotion ended. I do not know how the events were resolved, but rest assured I was ready with BB gun in hand incase my intervention was necessary.
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