There's this guy who wears a Fraternity related T-shirt everyday. It is the most annoying shit and warrants a jackhammer to the head.
Earlier, a comrade spoke of 5 hours sleep as it is a bad thing. That would be a world record for me.
I hate when people sigh. I don't care if your wife left you or your leg just fell off, why do you have to express it to everyone within earshot via an extended exhale? You're not that tired.
The driving skills in this town are tantamount to a bumper cars at the Heritage Festival. Houston might be bad to drive through, but atleast most of those cars know what they're doing. Everyone here is too hippie or stoned or old or laid back or dumb as hell to realize the proper way to navigate a road.
What is with these school shootings? If I've said it once, I've said it a few dozen times. Ban guns. Honestly, there is no need for people to possess weaponry that can kill so easily. There's no need for hunting anymore since there are other ways to get food. Plus people use so much cheating technology these days that any dumbass can kill some animal. If you think it's fun, well I think masturbating sea lions in elementary school parking lots is fun but it's not legal. Trust me. Take the "right to bear arms" off of the bill of rights. People haven't earned it.
Or check that. Let us all have guns at all times. Atleast then it'll be like the old west, where I have the power to defend myself if some maniac comes around shooting. If everyone can carry guns, 9-11 doesn't escalate to the point it did. Colombine never happens. Most robberies never happen.
What is with all these fat people who get sick and raise health insurance premiums? Ban trans fats.
Why do I ever have to be forced to smell cigarette smoke? Ban cigarettes.
Boom goes the dynamite.
I pledged to participate in the Fast-A-Thon for the Muslim Student Association at school on Thursday. I only have to fast from like 6:30AM to 7:30PM. I can't have any food OR liquids though. Easy regardless and it's for some good cause.
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A quote in the student newspaper said the following: "Abstaining from food and water from sunrise to sunset, students experienced what their Muslim peers do for 30 days during the holy month of Ramadan".
Thus, you have cheated for 4 years.