Sunday, 01 October 2006

• Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle-K

  The following is a true story.
  
  
  It was Friday night, and Michael parked his car back at his apartment, after a workout at the gym.  As he walked towards his apartment, he passed a young lady and then clicked his car remote, turning on the alarm.
  
  A few steps later, the lady beckoned him.
  
  Random Chick:  Hey! Hey, guy!
  
  Michael stopped in his tracks,  sure that the girl either wanted to mug him or force him into rough sex, he was weary. 
  
  Michael: Yeah?
  
  Random Chick: Is this your car?
  
  Michael: Yeah.
  
  The girl had on the kind of clothes that people wear when they want to prove that they are cooler than you.  She had her hair pulled back and bore a resemblence to Lillith Crain.  She sported some very large boots and a pair of emo glasses.
  
  Random Chick: So you're the one with the "Starfleet Academy" sticker on the back! I had always seen it and wanted to find out who it was! That is so awesome!
  
  Michael: Yeah, you know.  I just thought it was pretty funny cuz alot of people put stickers for their college so I was like, you know, Starfleet Academy.
  
  Random Chick: Yeah it's great.  Hey, wait a minute.  Do you have a wireless network here?
  
  Michael does indeed have a wireless network, as do about a dozen people within his wireless card's range.
  
  Michael: Yeah...
  
  Random Chick: Let me guess... is your network the one called DeathStar?
  
  Michael: Haha, yeah.
  
  Random Chick: Wow, I had been wanting to find out who that was.  That one and Dragon Force.  I am the biggest Star Wars fan. If I could, I'd take these boots off and show you my Star Wars tattoo.
  
  Michael: Haha, yeah it's pretty cool.
  
  Random Chick: My name is Anne by the way, I live on the third floor.
  
  Michael: I'm Michael.  I live in.. uh... 201.
  
  The music from the apartment complex's party echoed in the background.  Michael attended the last apartment complex party, and was invited to this one.  However he was not in the mood and did not want to chip in for the kegs.
  
  Random Chick:  I think they are having a party tonight. I'm just getting something from my car though.
  
  Michael: Oh yeah, I don't think I'm going either.  Alright, well see ya later.
  
  And Michael finally got recognition for his Starfleet Academy sticker.
  
  
  More, More, More
   
  Here are some cool pictures.  These are all in original unedited form.
  
  I got this one at the height of my vertical pounce.
  
  
  
  I can do a handstand for literally a few full seconds now.
  
   
  
  Here is actual footage from one of my practice sessions.
  
  Yes, I'm 21. What of it?
  

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