Friday, 15 September 2006

• Torture 101

  Sitting in this computer lab makes me want to take an axe to about 10 people's heads.  These losers talk about school and grad schools and the like.
  
  Some wench was naming off all these big name graduate schools she was applying too, and she thought she was all cool.  Then she started complaining about how UT doesn't prepare you for graduate school blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, they only prepare you to run a plant blah blah blah.
  
  I'll probably apply to graduate school.  I've already researched all the best ones in Australia and New Zealand. 
  
  One thing I realized is that I'm different from these Chemical Engineering suckers in terms of Chemical Engineering goals  in one way.  All they ever talk about is wanting to do research and how they are scared of the big fiery ball we call the sun.  I want to be a Chemical Engineer who runs around and climbs things and gets dirty with all the other low-lifes and regular people.  If I had to work with people like the suckers I'm spammed with at school daily, I'd climb on a bar stool, put a noose around my neck, a gun in my mouth, and swallow a cyanide pill while simultaneously jumping out of a 13 story window.  I might do that anyway.
  
  I'm just a regular guy, like my hero...
  
  
  
  Anyway, then these other suckers joined in.  Being that I'm in Engineering, the average attractiveness level of the students is tantamount to that of a circus.  And not like a good circus you might see in Las Vegas, but the kind of circus that's next door to a flea market. 
  
  Then she started talking about how the grad students at MIT were "cool", because she went there for some dumb reason.  And I'm like, I know they're not cool.  In fact I know they suck. My first clue was that you suck and whatever you think is cool must suck.  It's the transitive property of sucking.
  
  So, in summary, thanks to school, being an axe murderer is now a career backup plan.
  
  OMG OMG OMG I'm going to A&M tonight.
  
  OMG OMG OMG I'm seeing Ween in 2 days.
  
  I hope Ween plays atleast one of the following songs:
  She Wanted To Leave
  The Mollusk
  Tried and True
  The Argus
  Touch My Tooter
  Don't Shit Where You Eat
  Piss Up A Rope
  What Deaner Was Talking About
  Porkroll Egg and Cheese
  Can't Put My Finger On It
  Big Jilm
  Ocean Man
  Exactly Where I'm At
  
  That would be cool.

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