If the mantra that "everything will work out" has always worked out, should this mean that it will continue to work or that the end is nigh?
I took a nap today for the first time in Zeus knows how long. I really hate taking naps. To me, sleep is wasted time. Here you are unconscious while people around the world are playing and running amok.
I went to Pei Wei the other day and got dinner to go. I was shocked to find out that they gave me 2 fortune cookies. Blasphemy.
A fortune cookie only works as a fortune cookie when you get one fortune cookie. Two fortune cookies is like choosing both heads and tails in a coin flip. It's cheating.
The rule is, you get one fortune cookie, and you eat your food, then you eat the cookie, then you read your fortune. Then it sticks. That's it. It's your fortune.
What am I supposed to do? Eat both fortune cookies and assume both fortunes are true? Yeah right.
Anyway, I ate one cookie and threw the other blasphemous cookie away.
"Now is the time to try something new."I'll do what I can.
The sun was setting in the horizon as The Wasteland Man and The Drifter walked towards the city, and talk turned towards less serious matters.
"So you don't think it's unethical to have sex with a robot?" asked The Drifter.
"I don't think it's a question of ethics. It's more a matter of pride. Do you want to be the kind of guy who has with a robot?" replied The Wasteland Man.
"That's the problem with society. They automatically place these stigmas on people. Just because a guy has sex with a robot, he's some sorta pervert," said The Drifter.
"Yeah, I guess that's the price you pay."
"I'll tell ya it's alot safer than sex with a prostitute. Cheaper too. Pay one flat rate, and then a few bucks now and then for batteries. Plus, worst thing you can get is a static shock or maybe a sprained ankle," explained The Drifter.
The Wasteland Man stopped, "...pervert."
Handsome Boy Modeling School
Here are some pics of me sporting the latest in my shirt collection.
As featured in Caddyshack.
Threats of murder on a T-Shirt.
Yeah they do. Yeah. They do.
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