My yearly church visit went off without a hitch. I didn't even erupt in flames when I went through the door. So I got that going for me.
I was informed by Ishee that the apocalypse would take place on June 6, aka 6-6-06.
So that will be pretty cool.
I'm pretty much an expert on post-apocalyptic survival with all the cool movies about it that I watch.
My life has attained an even flow. I get my fair share of welcome distractions though to keep me from hurling myself out of a window.
I like watching movies and riding my bike. That about covers my likes.
Everything else is my dislikes. Wow. It sucks living in my head.
But it's funny too.
You know that feeling you have right before you throw up? It would be weird to feel like that all the time.
Earlier today I was driving, and I spotted this car making a turn. I was like,
"This has got to be the slowest turn I've ever seen in my entire life."
Then I came closer to the offending car and he was the oldest dude I've ever seen in my entire life. He looked like the Crypt Keeper.
Why is he allowed on the road? I could drink 20 beers, down a bottle of valium, be blindfolded and on a morphine drip and I'd be a less dangerous driver than some of these old people out there.
Note to self - Add the time 3:31 on the song
"The Argus" by Ween to the list of most magical moments in music. It joins such gems as 1:45 on "Don't Cry" by Guns N Roses,1:36 on "One Week" by Bare Naked Ladies, and 3:28 on "Hook" by Blues Traveler.
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I was 5 years old 10 years ago.
Good try though. =P
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clay and erica back next to eachother. all is right in the world. see, cuz erica was like 2 and loved clay. that was a while back i think.