Something cool actually happened today.
I was at a redlight, looking down and F'ing around with my phone as usual. Then I heard a big screech.
I was like "WTF?"
Then I looked and in the middle of the intersection right in front of me there was this Mexican dude stumbling around and then he fell down. There was also a bent up bike tire sitting there.
The bike was no where to be found (must have been pawned far away by the car that hit him.)
I didn't actually get to see any of the action since I wasn't paying attention, but it was still awesome.
Some guy in the other lane got out of his car with a cell phone and stuff so I figured it was cool if I didn't stick around.
I went and got some chicken McNuggets and then rode back around to check it out and there was a firetruck/ambulance there. It was cool.
Here's a crudely drawn diagram to illustrate...
My car is represented by the red. The path of the presumed assailant is in purple. The goon who stopped to help the guy is represented by the aqua blob directly in front of the body. The messed up tire is represented by the tire.
P.S. I changed my route from the left turn I wanted to take (to Taco Bell) and went straight to my alternate choice of McDonald's. Maybe God wanted to keep me away from Taco Bell today for some reason? Hmm...
P.P.S. I'm not sure who was at fault since I wasn't paying attention to the road when the accident happened. The victim was suprisingly okay since he was walking around and holding his head before he layed down in the grassy median. That ruled.
ANOTHER AWESOME STORY
I was going to the garage yesterday and I didn't have contacts or glasses on. I looked in the middle of the garage and I was like "WTF! The cats must have killed a rat cuz there's a dead one laying there."
It looked aprox. like this without my glasses....
Then I came back later with my glasses on and it looked like this...
And I realized that it was just a TOY rat.
I was relieved to say the least.
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