My incredible sense of smell has been well documented.
I like when I smell wintertime outside and I think back to being a child and having happiness and that sense of wonder.
I am like a wolverine.
I like when it is cold and it smells like burnt logs outside.
It reminds me of going on vacation with my father as a wee lad.
Those were good days.
The days before I had to go to school and work 2 jobs and pay the bills and take care of kids and deal with a nagging wife.
I hate when I ask my wife to get some beer and then she comes back with O'Doules brand and I want to hit her so bad but the last time we used the whole "falling down the stairs" routine, the cops noticed we didn't even have any stairs. And I was just like, "Well you know, aren't we all metaphorically falling down the stairs everyday of our lives?" and they let it slide but it was a close call.
And the kids are always like, "Daddy take me to soccer practice" and I tell them how much I hate soccer and they probably aren't even my kids since they are 22 and I'm only 20.
Here is what a wolverine looks like. They look cute and cudly but they are known for being vicious. Many people buy them when they are young as Easter gifts and what have you, but then they get old and kill the neighbor's dog and small children, then it's so awkward having to small talk with them at neighborhood block parties, so it's best to not even try.
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Oh, in more serious news, I found out Mike Judge graduated with a degree in Physics before going on to make great stuff like Beavis & Butt-head, King of the Hill, and Office Space. That gives me hope that even after I get this shitty degree in something I hate, I can go on to pwn heads for gold in something cool.
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