The bad news is that I woke up this morning.
The good news is that that gives me time to articulate some of my politcal stances.
PUBLIC EXECUTIONS - These are the best. Everyone loves seeing somene get their head lopped off. It will deter criminals cuz they don't want to be executed in public and have all their friends laughing at them and taking embarassing pictures. It is good for the economy cuz you can sell tickets. You can sell ponchos too so the people in the front row don't get blood all over their clothes.
ANIMAL VS. HUMAN FIGHTING - Without a doubt you have often asked yourself... Hmm, who would win, 10 men or one lion? Well, time to quit wondering and start making it happen! A man with a club vs. a bull? 20 Men vs 2 rhinos? 50 Roosters vs. one man? This will be the greatest time of our lives.
The judge of humanity strikes again...
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